It feels natural to eat less meat. California. The spirit of Veganism is here. You are looking at a part-time vegan. Me, That’s right, Friday through Wednesday no meat and stuff.
Me: “Hey Sam, ever think about the pus that goes into your cheese? It’s like popping a zit and putting it on top of your food!”
Sam: I’m making chicken for dinner!!!
Thursday. On Thursday I am a carnivore. A gross and greasy one. In-N- Out! I also don’t complain when I ask for no cheese on my bean burrito and the cook still puts cheese on my chips. You can call me a universalist vegan. I accept all!!! I dabble in other religions too (In-N-Out).
Don’t worry. If you are vegan, I realize I am full of it! I am no vegan. True vegans don’t eat honey or white cane sugar. I saw a leather purse yesterday. I wanted it. At best I am a part-time vegetarian.
As I sit here typing I count down the days until my next cheeseburger. “Yes, yes, make that a double!